This is a story that I originally wrote for the Christmas party in my ward in the year 2004. It was supposed to be read out loud while people called spontaneously out of the audience acted it out in silence. I've made it less choppy and more literary.

This is a work of fiction. It is meant to be light-hearted entertainment. It is not meant to be a true or accurate representation of the pre-existence or any angel. Any resemblance to the real pre-existence or real angels is purely coincidental.